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<P><B>From: </B>David<BR><B>Category: </B>Other stuff<BR><B>Date: </B>30 October 2002<BR></P>
<H3>Review</H3>
<P>Never trust the exclamation mark. it is always false or unnecessary, a bad omen of misplaced enthusiasm. feeling sick i ordered a bottle of wine, the restuarant was draughty, and it was an uncomfortable tuesday night, but we were in the smoking section, the booths looked more comfortable. Bravely, foolishly I ordered a platter of shellfish! cold crustacea. dirty freezing prawns, a bit of crab, wanky whelks, sickening snails, oysters in what month, other shells with no name I know. Mostly tastless even with the array of poor sauces complementing the kit of extraction implements. A disasterous order. So next, traditionally sexistly, I ordered my companion fish and chips, and myself an overpriced dover sole, just shy of twenty pounds! The batter on her fish was raw in places, only the fish freshish, and the chips tasted of the wrong oil. The mushy peas pathetic in their tiny saucer. My sole, my broken sole, was ok, but the so called brown butter or whatever was a sham, not a flavour, so just a sole without much else.
<P>great meal! great chain ! total sixty seven pounds including free ignorant bourgeois pomposity of conversation from other diners </P>
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<P><B>From: </B>bram<BR><B>Category: </B>Exhibitions<BR><B>Date: </B>20 October 2002<BR></P>
<H3>Review</H3>
<P>a childish pun on his name, which maybe hes heard before, but suiting the simple stupidity of his work. The tate was full to the brim, a frenzy of coffees and toilets overflowing. The red whale sucked them in, bigger than enormous, it promised a little lick of the sublime. A jumbo spectacle for the dumbos. At first you must like it because you haven't seen it before, such industrial scale of stretched rubber, the light shining through is pretty, other people are ants before the dinosaur. Quickly it wears thin, the only thrill would be to see it snap, a mild disaster in an age of tragedy and atrocity, there's nothing too it. Boring red lead balloon, a dirigible with a leak of pomposity and computer aided design, the marvellous is tedious.</P>
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